Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

Mature Content

or, enter your birth date.



Please enter a valid date format (mm-dd-yyyy)
Please confirm you have reviewed DeviantArt's Terms of Service below.
* We do not retain your date-of-birth information.
(Dahvie's POV)

I have just been feeling so lonely lately, Jayy has been going out a lot and partying with friends while I have nothing to do...Its kinda sad really when your best friend leaves you to do something else without you being there when your used to being around them for so long.

I sat on the couch and kept turning over and over I could not sleep or anything, I tried looking at the ceiling for entertainment...It only lasted for 5 minutes until I got up and went to the kitchen to go get a quick snack before I went to sleep, I sighed looking through the cabinets the only things in there were canned goods which I was too lazy to open because the can opener broke a month ago because Jayy was acting like a ninja with it while he was drunk as fuck. 

I opened the freezer next, frozen pizzas and tons of popsicles...that Jayy uses for his entertainment....I closed the freezer right away as soon as I thought about that one time I caught him in the act...

I opened the fridge nearly everything was gone, we usually run out of a lot of food at the end of the month...I moved 2 cans of half-drunken Monsters out of the way and in the very back was a lone bottle of chocolate milk, I grabbed it and was about to open it and chug that mother fucker until I looked at the nutrition facts.

"226 calories" I read "22.2g sugars" ....Damn...This stuff is too sweet for me to handle since im trying my hardest to loose weight.

I looked at the bottle and sighed "Oh your so sweet...I wanna chug the fuck out of you...but I cant sweetie..." I closed the fridge as I walked away.

I sat the bottle of chocolate milk on the kitchen table and I exited out of the kitchen.

I stopped and looked back at the bottle of chocolate milk, condensation coming from the sides of it slowly leaking down. Oh god its just so sexy...

I went back into the kitchen and grabbed the chocolate milk bottle, the condensation leaking onto my warm hand as I held onto it.

"Oh my...I want you so bad..." My lonely self sat onto the couch grabbing onto the cold and wet bottle.

I licked the outside of the bottle...really wanting to taste the wonderfully milky and chocolaty inside...

I closed my eyes "I cant do it, Milky...I just cant" 

My feelings for this chocolaty fluid were out of control.

**A few hours later**

"Jayy! You dont understand!" I screamed at my band member

Jayy took the chocolatey fluid out of my warm palm  "Dahvie! Seriously! Its just a bottle of milk!"

"Not just milk...My Milky!" Tears flowed down my eyes "And I love it..."

"You choose this bottle of milk...over me???" He put his hands on his hips showing that he was serious

"Y-No....Not exactly Jayy...." 

Jayy sighed looking like he was trying to hold back a chuckle as he handed the milk back to me

"Here, Dahvie just have it, its just an object, you will get over it soon" He walked away as he entered his room and shut the door behind him.

**15 minutes later**

"Oh Milky...I wanna spend my life with you, its like...No one understands me but you..." I pulled the covers over my half-naked body and my lover, Milky

I traced my fingers over the brand name on the label "Hershey"

I have found love...Chocolate Milk...I love you so much and never wanna let you go.

I took the bottle up to my mouth and slowly sucked on the lid like I would on nipples.

"You like that dont you bitch?!" I let out a lusty growl

"Mmmm~ Giving me the silent treatment? ...Thats just hot" I let out a small moan

I stroked the bottle's sides and licked them

This is like the hottest experience in my whole life...

It took me about...I dont know...10-13 minutes to finish and clean up

"So, Milky...Did you like it? I sure did babe, you were great hun" I smiled as I leaned up to the plastic bottle 

I wrapped my arm around it and went to sleep "I love you, Milky" 


This story was based off of [link]
I was so tempted on how this couple was going to be

And yes...Im weird I know

Story belongs to me
Dahvie belongs to himself
Add a Comment:
botdflovevanity Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
omg jayy Popsicles.... lol, And omg i love this story i really do
BOTDF-Sonic-Pm2fan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional Artist
Yeah. His popsicles are used for those purposes.

Ohs and thank you~
botdflovevanity Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
What else is Jayy to do with popsicles!? hahaha
BOTDF-Sonic-Pm2fan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional Artist
Exactly my point.
XXjennielynnXX Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Student General Artist
i think i just died from laughing too hard... xD
lyceraplague Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
Holy balls I about died laughing. I heart this on so many levels.
BOTDF-Sonic-Pm2fan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Professional Artist
lol thats great! XD
HaveMorePie Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Gosh I love this! ...ITS JUST SO GREAT :squee:
greekbeast1 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011  Student General Artist
lol just brightened up my day!!
i will never think of chocolate milk the same way again O.O
VenomAngel666 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011
Me either...if I see it...I'll think of this story :squee:
BOTDF-Sonic-Pm2fan Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Professional Artist
Im proud to ruin something really good for you hahah XD
greekbeast1 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Student General Artist
aw thnak u
OneFunRobot Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You jus made my day xD
RandomChick66 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011
This is just what i needed to amuse me at 12am XD lmao i loved it tho XP
Add a Comment:

More from DeviantArt


Submitted on
December 13, 2011
File Size
1 bytes
Submitted with Writer
Mature Content


8 (who?)